Tidbits from the Gerald R. Fortier Bowling League
April 6, 2026
Week 27
Frank (“Mr. CFO”) Ward – 201 – finally!
Karl (the “Quiet One”) Peterson – 200. Karl has been bowling great all season.
Will (“Mr. President”) Helmlinger – 199. Sorry, I can’t call it. You’ve gotten enough press ALL year.
The “Four Aces” have 1st place all sold up. “The Pretenders” are solid in 2nd place, but the battle is for the next four positions. Only 4 points separate these four teams.
I have more than enough candy to finish the season. My call has been answered! No money ever came out of the “kitty.” Thank you! Thank you, guys!
See you soon. “Don’t give up the ship.”
And remember that our bowling season ends on April 23 AND our annual banquet is April 30 at the Yarmouth House. So far, we have 28 confirmations. There is still plenty of time to make your entrée selection. Email Will Helmlinger today!
Bill Plifka
Alias “The Candyman”
Osterville Men's Club
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