BREAKING NEWS:

At the monthly Osterville Men’s Club Luncheon at the Hyannis Yacht Club, Gerry Fortier was presented with an inscribed trophy, two signed bowling pins, and a bowling pin bank (complete with a starter kit of 100 pennies). The bowling league members, and the OMC Executive Committee, voted to rename the league to the: Gerald R. Fortier Bowling League. Gerry was asked to read the trophy’s inscription in front of over 60 members. This caught him completely off-guard. This is the first time I have seen Gerry completely speechless. If you missed the monthly luncheon, you missed a good time. The room was alive!! Gerry – you deserved everything and more. You are my buddy forever. And the meal was good too (just ask George French).

 

At the Lanes: Week 24 and 25

HO-HUM! Patriots with a huge 27-point lead. I’m tired of seeing the names of Mark Sabina, Steve Briggs, Gary Molyneaux, and Charlie Dings. You guys are getting “too much PRESS.”

Dave Cady with a 206 and 201. Who has more 200 games than Dave this season? The “Albany Flyer” or the “President?”

Newcomers Jeff Teixeira (243 with handicap) and Frank Serra (222 with handicap) are coming around. Way to go guys!

Where is Bob Callahan? Found out he’s on the Galapagos Islands trying his best to pick up where Darwin left off. Will his bowling “evolve” after his visit there?

See you next Thursday at 10am at the “Gerry R. Fortier Bowling League.”

The Candyman